Stories - a slaves Rendition

	S&M Parody... (submitted by: The Guardian [website]) (written by: The Guardian [email]) A boy of mine left this on my computer for me to find. Such a clever boy; I found it so absurd as to be funny. Unfortunately he found no reward.... I felt you clamp my nipples back in ‘92 Lying awake and wondering what the fuck to do Being vanilla wasn’t about to stop you (Oh, oh) I caught you wearing a pair of my silk panties Don’t get me started on your thing about my pee But now I understand your problems as they be (Oh, oh) I met your children (Oh, oh) What do you tell them? S&M killed all the singles bars S&M killed all the singles bars Handcuffs came and broke my arms (Oh, oh-oh-oh) (OUCH!!) And now our dates are in this dungeon/bungalow (ah-ahhhhhh!!!) People in latex putting on a live kink show I can’t see a thing--the lights are too damn low (Oh, oh) Oh God, what is this? (Oh, oh) Could be a penis! S&M killed all the singles bars S&M killed all the singles bars In your mind, or in my bed Someone needs to check your head (Oh, oh-oh-oh) (Oh, oh-oh-oh) S&M killed all the singles bars S&M killed all the singles bars In your mind, or in my bed Someone needs to check your head Whips and chains are not for me I see enough of that on trash TV You are A future smut star You are A future smut star S&M killed all the singles bars S&M killed all the singles bars (repeat to fade) [Yes, it was 'Video Killed the Radio Star,' but I still like it].

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